You know what's the problem with this place? It's not gezellig enough. The town has no concept of gezelligheid and none of you people do, either. How can you keep on living like this? Everything's so tense. I mean, it's spaced out, but-- I almost miss Amsterdam and the way everything's so crowded that people have got to live on top of one another ( Read more... )

[The sound of inhaling, long and slow.

And then yelling.]

Would you all shut the hell up?! I'm tryin' to get a good high going on here! I mean, waking up in bed with Taiwan-?! My day started out getting beat with pillows and I NEED THIS HIGH.

I'll fucking beat you all with your goddomme phones if you don't shut up!